Strawberry Licorice Vodka

One day, at work, one of my colleges suggested I do licorice vodka. His idea was to put the vodka inside of the licorice. I explained to him that it was a good idea, but it would leak out once it was bitten into. The other option was to mix it with jello to harden it up. And so began my quest.

I went with any old licorice I could find, so I decided to go with a no name brand. Of course I am a lot more selective with my ladies.

Sour Strawberry Skittles Spray Vodka

I've already done Power Rangers Skittles Vodka, but there is more to the Skittles line than just that product. Straight from the dollar store near you, here is the Sour Strawberry Skittles Spray. I wonder if they would have used the same naming ploy if their product started with a K.

Here it is in all its glory. Bow to it!

Pop Rocks Vodka

Pop Rocks. For me... This was a no brainer for when it came to doing shots. They are sweet little candies that add an adventure to your tongue. Why wouldn't I want to do it?

So here's the brand I chose for this. It's your standard issue, single flavoured treat.This guy looks like a crack head. Almost a snap, crackle, pop head.

Caramel Apple Pop Vodka

Remember when you went to the fair last summer, and it was hot out, the kids were annoying, and that creepy clown kept staring at you with his one good eye? Me too! At that point in time, I wish I had something to ease my emotions, but nothing was around to do so. Luckily I have discovered a fair ground treat, which allows you to experience the fair, without going there!

Step one, grab this kind of lollipop. It's dual flavoured, and just the thing to start the day.

Cola Balls Vodka

Do you like mixing Vodka with Cola? I think that is a sin to do so. In fact you will probably never see that on this blog. Except for... Perhaps... using the cola candies! That and mixing other mixes into pop.

These were a pain in the ass to get out of the bag and onto the cutting board, then into the jar. Save yourself a trip and just put it in the jar.

Strawberry Rock Candy Vodka

If you smell... What the Rock Candy is cooking. Well do you smell what the vodka is cooking? This is a horrible analogy.

Step one, you have to get the rock candy into the ring. Here it is on the entrance ramp getting read to defend the candy championship.

Hot Tamales Vodka

I am a man who enjoys his warm candies. By warm, I mean mildly spicy. I also like my vodka. I also like mixing the two. I also like saying I'm not an alcoholic, because I have a blog about it. Here's to keeping my alcoholism in check.

Here we have the Hot Tamales candy. It's similar to a Mike and Ike candy, though their claim to fame is that it is spicy. Of course it is with the power of cinnamon, but I'll give it a shot.

Crystal Light Hawaiian Punch Vodka

Candy comes in many forms, even sugary shots. Sure this was meant to be used in water, much like Kool Aid, I decided to use it a little differently.

If you look closely, you can see that it says to add to boiled water. Fire water is close enough.

Orange Lollipop Vodka

A little while ago, I did a bubble gum lollipop shot. This time I wanted to do it again, but this time with more fun, and less gum.

Here we have our candy victim. It thinks it's going to be sucked on. Nope!

Push Pop Vodka Shot

Push Pop drop and lock. Everyone shout out a little "Pop Pop".

Sure they say I'm too old for licking candy like this. That's why I added it to vodka.

Cotton Candy Vodka

Remember that time you were at the carnival and you noticed someone drinking out of a brown paper bag? Then you would ask your parents what that man was doing, and they said that the person was drinking cotton candy? Well I've always wanted to give that a shot.

It can be a bit difficult to find cotton candy, so I stole this out of my war bunker. I guess if the bomb drops, the world will flat out be without.