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Scotch Fudge Vodka

I've been a bit shy of staying away from things like chocolate. Sure fudge isn't quite chocolate, but it still has that vibe. That vibe that says, "Woah buddy, this just isn't going to work out." Mind you that was also something work has said to me for drinking this stuff on the job.

But I figured that since this was Scotch Fudge, it should be okay. This stuff is special from Ireland, a present from my girlfriend. That girl knows exactly what I like.

Campino Vodka

Remember when you were a child, whenever you'd go to grandma's house, there would be candy. You'd have Werther's Original, perhaps some peppermint sticks, and over course... Campinos. Well that was if your Grandma loved you. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm pretty sure she didn't like you very much. I could see why.

Campino candies are a mix of yogurt and a fruit. They came mainly in strawberry, cherry, or peach. Isn't this peachy?

Garbage Can-dy Vodka

As a youth, I spent many a day on the streets looking for food. After I had told the headmaster at the orphanage that "I wanted more sir", I was thrown to the streets. There I learned the nifty ways of becoming a pick-pocket, but that's a story for another day. The true story is how I went through garbage cans for food, or what I the Wendy's Meal special.

So first you have to find a heavy enough garbage can to get food out of. If it is too light, there's nothing in there. Too heavy, that garbage has been sitting in there for a bit too long.

Batman Cherry Pez Vodka

I could easily say that I'm a fan of Batman. Not to be competitive or anything, but Hell, I've even dressed up as one of his villains. You could probably easily guess which one, but that's not what this post is about. This is about the Dark Knight vodka.

Oh no... Batman has been captured, and now we have to rescue him.

Guinness Toffee Vodka

Sorry about the delay in getting these up. I'm running out of candy I can locally get, so I decided that I needed to outsource some of it. Today, I have something that came directly from Scotland. Guinness Toffee.

This special little item was brought back by my girlfriend. What? Don't believe I have a girlfriend? Whatever Dad.

Razzlers Vodka

Do you want to try some Razzlers? Razzlers. No not Brazzers, though they both start off hard, sour, and end fairly soft in someone's mouth. ...I don't understand that joke, but the internet told me to put it in there.

So we're going to have a three way here. One of these is with conjoined Razzlers, that I was lucky enough to scoop up.

Strawberry Marshmallow Vodka

There are many candies that made me the man I am today. Boxes and boxes of candies that turned me into that thin tall guy that everyone wonders why he's so thin. One of the staples of my diet was strawberry marshmallows.

Look how happy they are to be used. These ones specifically have been dried out, for over a month, to prime them for the event. Last time I did marshmallows, I knew I could take them to the next level, and by letting them dissolve, I could reach that.