Chews Gum Vodka

Do you know what Chews are? They're normally 1 cent candies, or in the quartre vending machines. They're a sour bubble gum candy, which holds onto their flavour for about 5 seconds. Basically they're cheap candy that disappoints you, just like my ex girlfriend.

It's Chewlicious!

Razzlers Vodka

Do you want to try some Razzlers? Razzlers. No not Brazzers, though they both start off hard, sour, and end fairly soft in someone's mouth. ...I don't understand that joke, but the internet told me to put it in there.

So we're going to have a three way here. One of these is with conjoined Razzlers, that I was lucky enough to scoop up.

Top List of Candy Booze

If you're looking for the top list of all the candies and booze that I have mixed together, look no further than the following.

Double Bubble Lollipop Vodka

Remember when you used to go to the doctor as a kid, and then at the end you would get a lollipop after getting a shot? Well this time we're going to take that shot and mix it with our candy.

Grab a back of lollipops. Can be any one. These ones just have gum in the center.