Chews Gum Vodka

Do you know what Chews are? They're normally 1 cent candies, or in the quartre vending machines. They're a sour bubble gum candy, which holds onto their flavour for about 5 seconds. Basically they're cheap candy that disappoints you, just like my ex girlfriend.

It's Chewlicious!

Bam, here is an aerial view. It's ready for the bath.

And now the waiting game begins.

After a few days it separates like this. It's just like after being chewed up and spat out, though the flavour stays at the bottom. It's like she's absorbed all of your awesomeness, because she had none herself.

Let's just remove the remains. Poor little guy.

And those are the chunks of gum in there, along with all the flavour.

So now we just have to filter it, and you're good to go.

Bam. This was pretty good. There was a hint of sourness, but nothing bad. Likewise this is a drink you can easily have. It's full of flavour, and it could be easily passed around, like an ex. The problem only is that you have to filter it, because there are paw marks from the gum from before. After you do that though, it's great.

Chews Gum Vodka: 5/5