Fun Dip Vodka

Fun Dips. Do you remember them? I'm not talking about skinny dipping in the middle of the night, rather I am talking about the powdery candy. If you don't remember it, it's where you lick a stick, put it into the powder, and then lick the stick again. Repeat until you're done, or fully. I more so remember this as being a candy you wouldn't share with your friends. I'm about to change that... Hopefully.

Here's a fun dip ready for action. Are you ready?

Avengers Taffy Vodka

As the Avengers get closer and closer to being released, there is a bunch more promotional items that you can buy. From Hulk smashing gloves, to Thor's hammer, or even Iron Man's Mystery taffy. The Avengers have never been so powerful.

Here's what the packaging looks like. Don't you want to watch the movie now?

Easter Egg Vodka

Sometimes candy is cheap. Sometimes you want to make a theme drink. Sometimes both of these things are true, and so you go for the cheap Easter candy. What have I done?

I decided to go with a few of these egg candies. I chose this colour because I like the colour blue. Like the colour of my eyes. Ladies.

Tootsie Pop Vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.

And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?

Teddy Bears Picnic

I saw an interesting post on Reddit a while back where a person used square pretzels in a treat. I figure that I could do something a little bit different involving my candy blog.

For this, you will need square pretzels, Hugs and Kisses, and gummy bears.

Caramel Vodka

Caramel Vodka. It sounds so sensual and delicious. Almost like the hit song, "Ebony and Ivory". Do they really live in harmony though? I shall give it a shot.

So this is what we have to work with. Looks like a nice hefty bag of deliciousness.

Jawbreaker Vodka

Did you know there was a horrible movie for teenagers called Jawbreaker? It was pretty lame. Did you know the first time the term "jawbreaker" shows up in the English language is in 1839 and the meaning was a "hard to pronounce word". Today we look into Jawbreaker vodka, which will just crush your vodka jaw.

Here is our subject. Looks pretty strong, like a woman.

What's this? We will introduce it to Mr. Hammer. Sounds like we're going to be stuck in the middle with you.

Tootsie Roll Vodka

Did you know that the Tootise Roll was created as a tie in to the popular song by the 69 Boys? With words like... Let me see that tootsie roll Get up and roll just make that tootsie oooooooooo Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll The problem was that no one knew what they meant by tootsie roll, and so a new product was created.

We start by taking a medium sized Tootsie Roll and lay it out all sexily.

Turkish Delight Vodka

According to Wikipedia Turkish Delight or Lokum is a family of confections based on a gel of starch and sugar. According to Chronicles of Narnia, this will make you turn to the dark side. It's time to turn to the dark side.

Here they are in all their evil. I mean glory. They don't look to evil to me. Famous last words?

Blueberry Salt Water Taffy Vodka

In my previous life, down on the Atlantic City boardwalk, I would sell my wares. My wares were salt water taffy, and you could get a handful for a nickel. My previous lives were not particularly interesting, so says the fortune teller. I guess that was a waste of money. Anyways I decided to try out a little of my previous life in this post. Today we are doing Salt Water Taffy.

This is what it looks like in a tiny bite. Not too much to it right now, but it certainly is delicious. Would you like some? Only a nickel.

Sour Strawberry Skittles Spray Vodka

I've already done Power Rangers Skittles Vodka, but there is more to the Skittles line than just that product. Straight from the dollar store near you, here is the Sour Strawberry Skittles Spray. I wonder if they would have used the same naming ploy if their product started with a K.

Here it is in all its glory. Bow to it!

Pop Rocks Vodka

Pop Rocks. For me... This was a no brainer for when it came to doing shots. They are sweet little candies that add an adventure to your tongue. Why wouldn't I want to do it?

So here's the brand I chose for this. It's your standard issue, single flavoured treat.This guy looks like a crack head. Almost a snap, crackle, pop head.

Caramel Apple Pop Vodka

Remember when you went to the fair last summer, and it was hot out, the kids were annoying, and that creepy clown kept staring at you with his one good eye? Me too! At that point in time, I wish I had something to ease my emotions, but nothing was around to do so. Luckily I have discovered a fair ground treat, which allows you to experience the fair, without going there!

Step one, grab this kind of lollipop. It's dual flavoured, and just the thing to start the day.

Cola Balls Vodka

Do you like mixing Vodka with Cola? I think that is a sin to do so. In fact you will probably never see that on this blog. Except for... Perhaps... using the cola candies! That and mixing other mixes into pop.

These were a pain in the ass to get out of the bag and onto the cutting board, then into the jar. Save yourself a trip and just put it in the jar.

Strawberry Rock Candy Vodka

If you smell... What the Rock Candy is cooking. Well do you smell what the vodka is cooking? This is a horrible analogy.

Step one, you have to get the rock candy into the ring. Here it is on the entrance ramp getting read to defend the candy championship.

Hot Tamales Vodka

I am a man who enjoys his warm candies. By warm, I mean mildly spicy. I also like my vodka. I also like mixing the two. I also like saying I'm not an alcoholic, because I have a blog about it. Here's to keeping my alcoholism in check.

Here we have the Hot Tamales candy. It's similar to a Mike and Ike candy, though their claim to fame is that it is spicy. Of course it is with the power of cinnamon, but I'll give it a shot.

Crystal Light Hawaiian Punch Vodka

Candy comes in many forms, even sugary shots. Sure this was meant to be used in water, much like Kool Aid, I decided to use it a little differently.

If you look closely, you can see that it says to add to boiled water. Fire water is close enough.

Orange Lollipop Vodka

A little while ago, I did a bubble gum lollipop shot. This time I wanted to do it again, but this time with more fun, and less gum.

Here we have our candy victim. It thinks it's going to be sucked on. Nope!

Gobstopper Vodka

Some people love just sucking. Normally it's not sucking at life, rather it's about sucking away on... Candy. I decided to take a look at one of the candies you could do that with.

Gobsoppers, one you gob, you can't stop. Did you know that Gobstoppers were named after something in Charlie and the Chocolate factory? You do now!

Push Pop Vodka Shot

Push Pop drop and lock. Everyone shout out a little "Pop Pop".

Sure they say I'm too old for licking candy like this. That's why I added it to vodka.