Fun Dip Vodka

Fun Dips. Do you remember them? I'm not talking about skinny dipping in the middle of the night, rather I am talking about the powdery candy. If you don't remember it, it's where you lick a stick, put it into the powder, and then lick the stick again. Repeat until you're done, or fully. I more so remember this as being a candy you wouldn't share with your friends. I'm about to change that... Hopefully.

Here's a fun dip ready for action. Are you ready?

Double Bubble Lollipop Vodka

Remember when you used to go to the doctor as a kid, and then at the end you would get a lollipop after getting a shot? Well this time we're going to take that shot and mix it with our candy.

Grab a back of lollipops. Can be any one. These ones just have gum in the center.

Bizzerks Candies That Fizz Vodka

Welcome back to another getting drunk with Gord. Today we use one of my obscure candies, which I received as a birthday present. Awesome right?

This is a Bizzerks. It's a simple candy for the most part. It's a bit like a War Head, minus the sourness, though it has a surprise of its own. It fizzes when you get to the core.

Gushers Vodka

Gushers was another treat as a kid that I didn't really get to have, unless it was Halloween. Even at the tender age of 16, I would go out trying to score something like these. Then my son of a bitch parents would eat them in front of me. I can't wait to put them in a home.

Here's a pack of gusher though. I got the whole box, so I can enjoy them later. I'm so fat. >.>

Jolly Rancher Vodka

I spent a few years growing up on a ranch as a child. We would punch cows, ride horses, and throw bales of hay. The entire time there though... No one was jolly. So when I was offered Jolly Ranchers as a kid, I knew they had to be a lie. Now we get to try and make the candies jolly.

First we open up the pack and take a look at the distribution. Clearly the blue raspberry is the least favourite, if Jolly Rancher has something to say about it. One mark against it already.

Nerds Vodka

We have a saying in Canada. It's called, "Get drunk". We have a second saying in Canada, "Neeeeeeeerds." Okay the second was from a movie, but you get the point. Today it's all about mixing the two together and seeing if we can make the world a better place.

Today we're going to get a couple of nerds drunk.