Ring Pop Vodka

Remember in elementary school, all the girls would be sucking on these. Sure they looked like pacifiers, but if you didn't have one, you'd be the big baby.

Well I was able to track one day for one of our wicked experiments.

Annoying Orange Powder Vodka

You know that Annoying Orange video on Youtube? They're getting their own show on television. In spite of all that, I figured I'd make an orange flavoured vodka, but this time using a powder.

It comes in a little plastic container. You can smell the freshness.

Root Beer Candy Stick Vodka

Growing up on the farm, my father would always give me a beer. It's be a Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer, but it was a beer none the less. It came in a brown bottle, just like what he used to drink out of. Now I'm all grown up, and I still drink that root beer. I guess it's time to man it up a little bit?

This is a root beer flavoured candy stick. It's a lot like a candy cane, but comes in many different flavours.

Wine Gums Vodka

Someone suggested that I should start mixing shots. I said to Hell with them, and kicked them into an elevator. After they died, and I served my time, I figured I'd give it a shot in their memory. So I figured they wanted me to mix vodka with wine... So wine gummies should do.

Up in Canada, this is the standard wine gums. As a kid, I just wish they had alcohol in them. The lack of booze in them, made me the violent person I am today.

Double Bubble Gum Vodka

Who remember Double Bubble gum? I remember, back in the day, that it was only five cents, and it would come in larger pieces. I guess the gum industry has fallen on hard times with Stride, the gum that lasts forever, on the market.

So I figured I'd spend the seventy cents (big spender), and try and make something more out of a childhood memory.

Fun Dip Vodka

Fun Dips. Do you remember them? I'm not talking about skinny dipping in the middle of the night, rather I am talking about the powdery candy. If you don't remember it, it's where you lick a stick, put it into the powder, and then lick the stick again. Repeat until you're done, or fully. I more so remember this as being a candy you wouldn't share with your friends. I'm about to change that... Hopefully.

Here's a fun dip ready for action. Are you ready?

Avengers Taffy Vodka

As the Avengers get closer and closer to being released, there is a bunch more promotional items that you can buy. From Hulk smashing gloves, to Thor's hammer, or even Iron Man's Mystery taffy. The Avengers have never been so powerful.

Here's what the packaging looks like. Don't you want to watch the movie now?

Easter Egg Vodka

Sometimes candy is cheap. Sometimes you want to make a theme drink. Sometimes both of these things are true, and so you go for the cheap Easter candy. What have I done?

I decided to go with a few of these egg candies. I chose this colour because I like the colour blue. Like the colour of my eyes. Ladies.

Tootsie Pop Vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.

And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?

Caramel Vodka

Caramel Vodka. It sounds so sensual and delicious. Almost like the hit song, "Ebony and Ivory". Do they really live in harmony though? I shall give it a shot.

So this is what we have to work with. Looks like a nice hefty bag of deliciousness.

Jawbreaker Vodka

Did you know there was a horrible movie for teenagers called Jawbreaker? It was pretty lame. Did you know the first time the term "jawbreaker" shows up in the English language is in 1839 and the meaning was a "hard to pronounce word". Today we look into Jawbreaker vodka, which will just crush your vodka jaw.

Here is our subject. Looks pretty strong, like a woman.

What's this? We will introduce it to Mr. Hammer. Sounds like we're going to be stuck in the middle with you.

Tootsie Roll Vodka

Did you know that the Tootise Roll was created as a tie in to the popular song by the 69 Boys? With words like... Let me see that tootsie roll Get up and roll just make that tootsie oooooooooo Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll The problem was that no one knew what they meant by tootsie roll, and so a new product was created.

We start by taking a medium sized Tootsie Roll and lay it out all sexily.

Turkish Delight Vodka

According to Wikipedia Turkish Delight or Lokum is a family of confections based on a gel of starch and sugar. According to Chronicles of Narnia, this will make you turn to the dark side. It's time to turn to the dark side.

Here they are in all their evil. I mean glory. They don't look to evil to me. Famous last words?

Blueberry Salt Water Taffy Vodka

In my previous life, down on the Atlantic City boardwalk, I would sell my wares. My wares were salt water taffy, and you could get a handful for a nickel. My previous lives were not particularly interesting, so says the fortune teller. I guess that was a waste of money. Anyways I decided to try out a little of my previous life in this post. Today we are doing Salt Water Taffy.

This is what it looks like in a tiny bite. Not too much to it right now, but it certainly is delicious. Would you like some? Only a nickel.