Riesen Vodka

And the Riesen is you. A long time ago, not like 50 years, but a solid twenty, I remember them coming out with Riesen candy. It is a candy that had a dark chocolate outside, with a toffee inside. The idea behind it is that it was a candy marketed to the older crowd. I think. I am not sure. I'm drunk now.
Here is the magical bag that they come in. It's not a perfect bag, but it is a bag none-the-less.
I decided to go with five, mainly based on the size of the vessel.

Mars Vodka

In interesting fact about Mars (the planet) is that no human could survive the low pressure of the surface. If you went to Mars without an appropriate space suit, the oxygen in your blood would literally turn into bubbles, causing immediate death. The planet Mars was named after the Roman God of War.

The chocolate bar is named after Frank C. Mars's last name. The God of War was named after this chocolate bar. Okay, that last part is a lie. Anyways I've decided to take a mini Mars bar under my wing for an alcoholic experiment.

Tootsie Pop Vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.

And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?

Tootsie Roll Vodka

Did you know that the Tootise Roll was created as a tie in to the popular song by the 69 Boys? With words like... Let me see that tootsie roll Get up and roll just make that tootsie oooooooooo Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll The problem was that no one knew what they meant by tootsie roll, and so a new product was created.

We start by taking a medium sized Tootsie Roll and lay it out all sexily.