Bacon Vodka

The number one food in the world is bacon. The second best food in the world is bacon as well, just if it is a small piece of it. I decided to give this delicious food a shot in the booze chamber, just to see if we can try and get our booze to be as delicious as bacon.

Step one, a pound of bacon. You don't have to use it all for the drink, you can use the rest of it just as it is.

Life Savers Vodka

Life Savers were pretty good back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean high school. And by high school I really mean elementary school. I figured it was time to take a blast from the past and put it back into motion with another drink, and so I grabbed some Life Savers and let the magic begin.

Step one. Put a hole in the bag. You can assume where it goes from there, but really it's just about separating them after.

Gummy Bear Vodka

Gummy bears have always been a staple of my childhood. From their cartoons to their candies, my life was pretty full back in the day. As I grew older I lost touch with them... That was until today. Today we make adult gummy bears.

See you can tell these are gummy bears because I spelled it out with them. Gummy bears can't lie.

Marshmallow Vodka

Marshmallows are awesome. Except for the ones that my uncle tried giving me this one time. It turned out that they were actually the insides of bulrushes. Real marshmallows though are great, so I decided to see what would happen when we kicked them up a notch.

I started out with some dehydrated marshmallows. They lost their squishiness factor, making them quite hard. It was my belief that we could get more vodka into that way.

War Head Vodka

I am a man who enjoys his War Heads. For those who do not know, War Heads are an extremely sour candy. In fact if you consume too many of them, they start to eat away your tongue. I figured it might be a better shot than something like sour puss, which is a bit sweet.

I have a whole bag of them, but I started off with Blue Raspberry. The white coating on it is the sour bit, which you'll love, but your tongue will hate.