In 1984 the Toxic Avenger was shown off to the world. He was a working stiff that ended up taking a barrel full of toxic waste to the face, and the rest is history. I decided to tempt my fate with something similar. I decided to ingest some toxic waste myself, but I had to find it. Luckily I was able to find some of that sour candy.
So here it is in all of its glory. Shielded for your protection.