Coconut Vodka

One day I was sitting under a coconut tree, and then it hit me. I should do something with coconuts. Being a bit of a lazy guy at times, not exactly wanting to crush what hit me on the head, I went to the store and grabbed some coconut.

As you can see, it is very glad to see me.

Runts Vodka

This one time, on Reddit, I saw a picture of two midgets with Michael Jackson. I wanted to recreate that experience as best as I could. I grabbed a bottle of vodka, added some runts, stopped tanning, and that's as close as I will come.

Let's do like Michael Jackson did, and touch the little things, once we get them out of their box.

Ring Pop Vodka

Remember in elementary school, all the girls would be sucking on these. Sure they looked like pacifiers, but if you didn't have one, you'd be the big baby.

Well I was able to track one day for one of our wicked experiments.

Annoying Orange Powder Vodka

You know that Annoying Orange video on Youtube? They're getting their own show on television. In spite of all that, I figured I'd make an orange flavoured vodka, but this time using a powder.

It comes in a little plastic container. You can smell the freshness.

Root Beer Candy Stick Vodka

Growing up on the farm, my father would always give me a beer. It's be a Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer, but it was a beer none the less. It came in a brown bottle, just like what he used to drink out of. Now I'm all grown up, and I still drink that root beer. I guess it's time to man it up a little bit?

This is a root beer flavoured candy stick. It's a lot like a candy cane, but comes in many different flavours.

Top List of Candy Booze

If you're looking for the top list of all the candies and booze that I have mixed together, look no further than the following.

Wine Gums Vodka

Someone suggested that I should start mixing shots. I said to Hell with them, and kicked them into an elevator. After they died, and I served my time, I figured I'd give it a shot in their memory. So I figured they wanted me to mix vodka with wine... So wine gummies should do.

Up in Canada, this is the standard wine gums. As a kid, I just wish they had alcohol in them. The lack of booze in them, made me the violent person I am today.