Monday, December 31, 2012

Sour Jacks Vodka

Sour Jacks are a candy I picked up from a party store. I don't know how popular they are, but I knew I'd give them a go anyways.
Those wondering what they look like in their packaging, no longer have to wonder.
The flavour distribution seemed to be towards the cherry and orange flavouring, though they did have a disfigured one.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Chews Gum Vodka

Do you know what Chews are? They're normally 1 cent candies, or in the quartre vending machines. They're a sour bubble gum candy, which holds onto their flavour for about 5 seconds. Basically they're cheap candy that disappoints you, just like my ex girlfriend.
It's Chewlicious!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Hello Kitty Vodka

A while back I purchased a tin of Hello Kitty candy because I was low on candy I could infuse. It sat on my shelf for a month, and so I figured I might as well do it. Hello Kitty seems to be a favourite for a lot of girls, especially Japanese one, go crazy for.
Hello Kitty is ready to play.
Anyone up for some Chinese food? It's ready for you. Full of their stars... Wait... Stars?

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Bottle Caps Vodka

By request, I have now completed Bottle Caps vodka. These were a little irritating to find, but after traveling about 300 km, I was able to find a place. The lengths I'll go to full-fill a request are too large.
And in case you don't know what they are, here is their packaging. They also come in a bag, but this was all I could find for sale.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Fizz Vodka

Fizz candies were a classic candy for a kid. I do remember them coming in longer lines than just five though, but that's inflation for you. They also changed the design from when I was a kid. Now they're a ball instead of like a Smartie. If you don't know, they're a candy that you suck on for a bit, then get to the centre where it fizzes on your tongue.
At least the packaging is still quite classic.
As you can see they're quite round. Not perfectly mind you, but close enough. Now if you suck on it, you drill a hole with your tongue through it, leaving it a bit like a bead. I'd show you, but I don't really want to swap spit with you. You're my fans... It wouldn't be professional.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Giant Sweetart Chews Vodka

A while back I did Sweetarts, but that wasn't enough for one fan. They wanted me to do Giant Sweetart Chews vodka to see if there were any differences. Wish granted.
So these come in quite a different package than the box. But I like different... It's interesting.
There are also considerably less of them, but what they lose out in size, they make up in colour. This one happens to come in the colours of a street light. Red means stop, yellow means it's about to change, green means go mofo, and purple means you really screwed up.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Strawberry Candy Vodka

Strawberry candies. Every place in the world has them. Grandma's house has them. The doctor's practice has them. Even the funeral parlor has them. It's like the one stop shop for the end of someone's life. That might sound harsh, but honestly every place has them because they're damn delicious.
Look at them. They look beautiful. How could you not like them? It's next to impossible.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Cow Tales Vodka

When you reach the edge of space, you run out of a lot of things to look at. You grasp at anything around you to get the job done. I'm starting to run out of candies, so I went the exotic route. These are Cow Tales. I grew up on a farm, as you might remember, and I recall cow tails being different then these. I guess a cow whispers to another one, about how she took the bull's horn... If you know what I mean.
The packaging makes them look like a straw.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Love Hearts Vodka

Remember when you were in school, and you saw that girl you liked. She hadn't made her move by coming over and punching you in the arm. You did agree to marry her on February 30th though. You very well couldn't say that you liked her. So instead you let your candy do the talking.
Love Hearts. The candy that lets you be a poet, without you knowing it.
It shall play the role of Cupid for you.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Facebook Maybe

So this is crazy, I created a fan group on Facebook, so like it maybe?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Autumn Sunset

I have quite a bit of mixed vodka these days, so I decided to mix and match to try and come up with a few interesting mixtures. If you couldn't figure it out by the tags, or by the title, this one happens to be a mix of Strawberry Marshmallow vodka, and Lemonhead vodka.
I like this shot because it shows that there is more than one layer to the drink. The twinge of lemon at the bottom it nice to see.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Guest Post from Jello Shots Recipe Blog

Hello, I've done a cross post with another website. They have an interesting site about Jello Shots, and I think you should check them out. You can check out their site at

Jello Shot Recipe

   Here are some techniques you can use to enjoy jello shots without getting mad at them :)

   One of the funniest things that can happen, is taking jello out of the container.

  1. When using plastic or glass containers, just be sure, that it is easy to consume :) Try to get containers with lids to turn cups upside down in refrigerator.
  2. Another good way to consume is to heat it for a while (30 sec.), so that edge part of jello is melted a bit.
  3. Paper cups are fabolous from the point of pressing the bottom side. Not so good looking, though :(
  4. Pam spray can also be useful. Thin coating before filling them in and jelly will then slip like on ice when you pull it out :)
  5. Provide people with spoons, in case other methods do not work :)

   Have a nice party and keep checking Jello Shot Recipe Blog for a new recipes!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Mars Vodka

In interesting fact about Mars (the planet) is that no human could survive the low pressure of the surface. If you went to Mars without an appropriate space suit, the oxygen in your blood would literally turn into bubbles, causing immediate death. The planet Mars was named after the Roman God of War.
The chocolate bar is named after Frank C. Mars's last name. The God of War was named after this chocolate bar. Okay, that last part is a lie. Anyways I've decided to take a mini Mars bar under my wing for an alcoholic experiment.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Candy Necklace / Candy Bracelet / Edible Underwear Vodka

Ever wanted to do a body shot off of a girl wearing edible underwear? Well, depending on how you do it, it might end up as a lesser form as the following.
This pack included a multitude of different candies, though mostly along the lines of the candy bracelet kind. This is not sexy at all. Hell, I don't even know what the mystery vibrator things are.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Affiliate Site: Bad Penny Says

Hello, I am not alone in the world of mixing candy with booze. I like to do research to see what others are doing, or hoping to do. I came across one site done by Penny, and I think my viewers will enjoy it. She does a little bit with vodka and candy, and quite a few other topics.

Check her out.

Scotch Fudge Vodka

I've been a bit shy of staying away from things like chocolate. Sure fudge isn't quite chocolate, but it still has that vibe. That vibe that says, "Woah buddy, this just isn't going to work out." Mind you that was also something work has said to me for drinking this stuff on the job.
But I figured that since this was Scotch Fudge, it should be okay. This stuff is special from Ireland, a present from my girlfriend. That girl knows exactly what I like.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Campino Vodka

Remember when you were a child, whenever you'd go to grandma's house, there would be candy. You'd have Werther's Original, perhaps some peppermint sticks, and over course... Campinos. Well that was if your Grandma loved you. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm pretty sure she didn't like you very much. I could see why.
Campino candies are a mix of yogurt and a fruit. They came mainly in strawberry, cherry, or peach. Isn't this peachy?

Monday, July 23, 2012

Garbage Can-dy Vodka

As a youth, I spent many a day on the streets looking for food. After I had told the headmaster at the orphanage that "I wanted more sir", I was thrown to the streets. There I learned the nifty ways of becoming a pick-pocket, but that's a story for another day. The true story is how I went through garbage cans for food, or what I the Wendy's Meal special.
So first you have to find a heavy enough garbage can to get food out of. If it is too light, there's nothing in there. Too heavy, that garbage has been sitting in there for a bit too long.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Batman Cherry Pez Vodka

I could easily say that I'm a fan of Batman. Not to be competitive or anything, but Hell, I've even dressed up as one of his villains. You could probably easily guess which one, but that's not what this post is about. This is about the Dark Knight vodka.
Oh no... Batman has been captured, and now we have to rescue him.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Guinness Toffee Vodka

Sorry about the delay in getting these up. I'm running out of candy I can locally get, so I decided that I needed to outsource some of it. Today, I have something that came directly from Scotland. Guinness Toffee.
This special little item was brought back by my girlfriend. What? Don't believe I have a girlfriend? Whatever Dad.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Razzlers Vodka

Do you want to try some Razzlers? Razzlers. No not Brazzers, though they both start off hard, sour, and end fairly soft in someone's mouth. ...I don't understand that joke, but the internet told me to put it in there.
So we're going to have a three way here. One of these is with conjoined Razzlers, that I was lucky enough to scoop up.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Strawberry Marshmallow Vodka

There are many candies that made me the man I am today. Boxes and boxes of candies that turned me into that thin tall guy that everyone wonders why he's so thin. One of the staples of my diet was strawberry marshmallows.
Look how happy they are to be used. These ones specifically have been dried out, for over a month, to prime them for the event. Last time I did marshmallows, I knew I could take them to the next level, and by letting them dissolve, I could reach that.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Cola Sour Soda Pop Vodka

You may have noticed that the other posts this week, but I have been doing quite a bit of sour candy vodka drinks. Well when life gives you lemon-aid, you ask for orange juice and make screwdrivers. They were out of orange juice, so I made these.
Sour Soda Pops are sold in pairs of four.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Toxic Waste Vodka

In 1984 the Toxic Avenger was shown off to the world. He was a working stiff that ended up taking a barrel full of toxic waste to the face, and the rest is history. I decided to tempt my fate with something similar. I decided to ingest some toxic waste myself, but I had to find it. Luckily I was able to find some of that sour candy.
So here it is in all of its glory. Shielded for your protection.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Lemon Head Vodka

A while back, I posted on Reddit asking what people would like to see done. Most of the things they suggested, I had already done. One suggested Lemon Heads, so I had to do my best to find them. I was able to find them at a party supplies store, and then it was on like Donkey Kong.
Five little Lemon Heads all in a row. As you can probably guess from the name, they're lemon flavoured. Did you know that most lemons are harvested when they're green, and then bleached yellow? They are sourer while green, so it's a trick to maximize their flavour potential.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Pixie Sticks Vodka

When you get down to the basics of Candy Booze, it's about mixing sugar with vodka. I figured I'd get as close to the line as I possibly could, without crossing it. Well here's to me pushing the boundaries.

Pixie sticks! Not to be confused with the haircut, and practically completely sugar, with a little flavouring.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


It has been a couple of days since I posted, but I wanted to point out that I am changing jobs. I gave my two weeks notices after being hired somewhere else, and I figure now is the best time to use my vacation days. So until I return back to my home, sadly there will not be any vodka updates... Unless people want me to speculate what may taste good. I'd start by saying bacon.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Candy Block Vodka

Remember back in kindergarten where everyone would be playing with toys? You're introduced to Lego, and you would try and build something. Then about half way through you'd see Tommy, that slow kid, just putting them in his mouth and eating them. I hated Tommy. Luckily for Tommy, and his digestive system, they started marking candy blocks.
You can tell that they are blocks, because they spell that out for you. Good Tommy.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Rockets / Smarties Vodka

As one of the great divides of Canada and the United States, certain things are not available in the others country. We don't have Vanilla Coke, and the US doesn't have things like Dill Pickle chips. Sometimes though they just need to change the name of the product, because it is already in use. The United States has Smarties, so in Canada they had to be renamed Rockets, because Smarties was already in use.
Interesting fact, I was going to have the logo look like rockets, but I have no artistic skill.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Mike & Ike Vodka

Mike & Ike have been around for a long time. So much so that they have become an icon. Ironically enough, they have been also seen as a symbol of Gay marriage, and possibly soon... Gas divorce. Because of this I decided to
I decided to go with the original fruits on this case, if you catch my double entendre.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Rock Candy Vodka

A while back I did a rock candy vodka drink, but it seems that there is more than one type of rock candy. One is formed on a stick, and the other looks like... Well a bunch of rocks. Now I work on the second type.
I guess I should say, "We will, we will, rock you."

Monday, May 21, 2012

Air Heads Vodka

Airheads... No I'm not talking about the movie staring Brendan Fraser. I'm talking about the taffy like candy that you could buy back in the day that was only... Okay.
Remember this? Yeah... It's... Okay.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Coconut Vodka

One day I was sitting under a coconut tree, and then it hit me. I should do something with coconuts. Being a bit of a lazy guy at times, not exactly wanting to crush what hit me on the head, I went to the store and grabbed some coconut.
As you can see, it is very glad to see me.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Runts Vodka

This one time, on Reddit, I saw a picture of two midgets with Michael Jackson. I wanted to recreate that experience as best as I could. I grabbed a bottle of vodka, added some runts, stopped tanning, and that's as close as I will come.
Let's do like Michael Jackson did, and touch the little things, once we get them out of their box.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Ring Pop Vodka

Remember in elementary school, all the girls would be sucking on these. Sure they looked like pacifiers, but if you didn't have one, you'd be the big baby.
Well I was able to track one day for one of our wicked experiments.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Annoying Orange Powder Vodka

You know that Annoying Orange video on Youtube? They're getting their own show on television. In spite of all that, I figured I'd make an orange flavoured vodka, but this time using a powder.
It comes in a little plastic container. You can smell the freshness.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Root Beer Candy Stick Vodka

Growing up on the farm, my father would always give me a beer. It's be a Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer, but it was a beer none the less. It came in a brown bottle, just like what he used to drink out of. Now I'm all grown up, and I still drink that root beer. I guess it's time to man it up a little bit?
This is a root beer flavoured candy stick. It's a lot like a candy cane, but comes in many different flavours.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Top List of Candy Booze

If you're looking for the top list of all the candies and booze that I have mixed together, look no further than the following.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Wine Gums Vodka

Someone suggested that I should start mixing shots. I said to Hell with them, and kicked them into an elevator. After they died, and I served my time, I figured I'd give it a shot in their memory. So I figured they wanted me to mix vodka with wine... So wine gummies should do.
Up in Canada, this is the standard wine gums. As a kid, I just wish they had alcohol in them. The lack of booze in them, made me the violent person I am today.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Double Bubble Gum Vodka

Who remember Double Bubble gum? I remember, back in the day, that it was only five cents, and it would come in larger pieces. I guess the gum industry has fallen on hard times with Stride, the gum that lasts forever, on the market.
So I figured I'd spend the seventy cents (big spender), and try and make something more out of a childhood memory.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Strawberry Licorice Vodka

One day, at work, one of my colleges suggested I do licorice vodka. His idea was to put the vodka inside of the licorice. I explained to him that it was a good idea, but it would leak out once it was bitten into. The other option was to mix it with jello to harden it up. And so began my quest.
I went with any old licorice I could find, so I decided to go with a no name brand. Of course I am a lot more selective with my ladies.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Fun Dip Vodka

Fun Dips. Do you remember them? I'm not talking about skinny dipping in the middle of the night, rather I am talking about the powdery candy. If you don't remember it, it's where you lick a stick, put it into the powder, and then lick the stick again. Repeat until you're done, or fully. I more so remember this as being a candy you wouldn't share with your friends. I'm about to change that... Hopefully.
Here's a fun dip ready for action. Are you ready?

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Avengers Taffy Vodka

As the Avengers get closer and closer to being released, there is a bunch more promotional items that you can buy. From Hulk smashing gloves, to Thor's hammer, or even Iron Man's Mystery taffy. The Avengers have never been so powerful.
Here's what the packaging looks like. Don't you want to watch the movie now?

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Easter Egg Vodka

Sometimes candy is cheap. Sometimes you want to make a theme drink. Sometimes both of these things are true, and so you go for the cheap Easter candy. What have I done?
I decided to go with a few of these egg candies. I chose this colour because I like the colour blue. Like the colour of my eyes. Ladies.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Tootsie Pop Vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.
And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?
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