How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.
And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?
Of course we want to unwrap it, otherwise how is the alcohol going to get in?
Now we want to trim the stem a little bit. Just enough to get it into the container. If we make it too short, it'll be a pain to extra later on.
Now it's ready for it's maiden voyage.
With a little Silver Wedding Vodka, it's on its way now.
It takes a day or so for it to melt away. You could break it up and make it easier. It tastes a bit sweeter than a Tootsie roll, and it's a bit more translucent as well. It's a good drink to remind you what it is like to be a kid.