Cow Tales Vodka

When you reach the edge of space, you run out of a lot of things to look at. You grasp at anything around you to get the job done. I'm starting to run out of candies, so I went the exotic route. These are Cow Tales. I grew up on a farm, as you might remember, and I recall cow tails being different then these. I guess a cow whispers to another one, about how she took the bull's horn... If you know what I mean.

The packaging makes them look like a straw.

Caramel Vodka

Caramel Vodka. It sounds so sensual and delicious. Almost like the hit song, "Ebony and Ivory". Do they really live in harmony though? I shall give it a shot.

So this is what we have to work with. Looks like a nice hefty bag of deliciousness.