Banana Marshmallow Vodka

I've enjoyed the strawberry marshmallows from a while back. I wondered if the success that they had could be transferred to other types of candy. Luckily these fake banana marshmallows fit the bill. I'm not the biggest fan of bananas, but they have a place.

Runts Vodka

This one time, on Reddit, I saw a picture of two midgets with Michael Jackson. I wanted to recreate that experience as best as I could. I grabbed a bottle of vodka, added some runts, stopped tanning, and that's as close as I will come.

Let's do like Michael Jackson did, and touch the little things, once we get them out of their box.