Candy Block Vodka

Remember back in kindergarten where everyone would be playing with toys? You're introduced to Lego, and you would try and build something. Then about half way through you'd see Tommy, that slow kid, just putting them in his mouth and eating them. I hated Tommy. Luckily for Tommy, and his digestive system, they started marking candy blocks.

You can tell that they are blocks, because they spell that out for you. Good Tommy.