Tootsie Pop Vodka

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Who cares. How drunk can a Tootsie Pop get you? Now that's a question you can care about.

And if you don't know what one looks like, well you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you not have a good childhood, or did your parents hate you?

Tootsie Roll Vodka

Did you know that the Tootise Roll was created as a tie in to the popular song by the 69 Boys? With words like... Let me see that tootsie roll Get up and roll just make that tootsie oooooooooo Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie roll Come on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll The problem was that no one knew what they meant by tootsie roll, and so a new product was created.

We start by taking a medium sized Tootsie Roll and lay it out all sexily.