Butterscotch Vodka

From my years on television as a Anchorman, you learn a thing or two. One - Always smoke a cigar over cigarettes. Two - You can make up most forign minister's names, and no one will know. Three - Always drink scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Unfortunately we are out of our own, so we get to make some.

Here's the subject of our interview. About 7" tall, 200g, and probably the Kingpin of crime.