Butterscotch Vodka

From my years on television as a Anchorman, you learn a thing or two. One - Always smoke a cigar over cigarettes. Two - You can make up most forign minister's names, and no one will know. Three - Always drink scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Unfortunately we are out of our own, so we get to make some.

Here's the subject of our interview. About 7" tall, 200g, and probably the Kingpin of crime.

Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin Vodka

Today we shall turn a socially awkward penguin into a socially awesome penguin. It's not too difficult, but the trick is to find them to covert them in the first place. Luckily I went all Crocodile Hunter on these, and brought them home. Wait... You don't know what a socially awkward penguin is?

That pretty much sums it up for you. Anyways, it's time for the hunt.