Lotsa Sours Vodka

When you're trying to go out and see your twin brother for his birthday, sometimes you grab whatever candy you can to mix with booze. This is one of those cases. The Lotsa bulk candy at the local super market was a sour candy that was mixed with a bunch of colours. The problem I have had though is that nothing yellow has been created. I did the unthinkable, and only collected the yellow candies from the mix bin.

I arranged them in an S for sour. In all honesty though, these are not sour compared to War Heads.

Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin Vodka

Today we shall turn a socially awkward penguin into a socially awesome penguin. It's not too difficult, but the trick is to find them to covert them in the first place. Luckily I went all Crocodile Hunter on these, and brought them home. Wait... You don't know what a socially awkward penguin is?

That pretty much sums it up for you. Anyways, it's time for the hunt.

Tic Tac Vodka

When I was growing up, I always felt my breath was a little on the evil side. Not on the bad side, like, "It would be rude to speak". I meant it in the sense that it may end up stealing someone's wallet, and then kill them. Because of that, I kept it in line by having Tic Tacs.

Step one, put a picture of the Tic Tacs in front of an empty jar to imply I am going to use them in the vodka mix.

Blue Whale Vodka Gummies

What people don't really understand when they first see me, I was part of green peace for roughly 20 years. One thing we used to do was go out to whaling ships and stop them from killing them innocent whales. Today I continue my journey on a smaller scale. Today we save a beached whale.

Of starboard you can clearly see a whale beached on the luxurious shores of cutting board island. We have to save them before someone tries to nuke them.