Toxic Waste Vodka

In 1984 the Toxic Avenger was shown off to the world. He was a working stiff that ended up taking a barrel full of toxic waste to the face, and the rest is history. I decided to tempt my fate with something similar. I decided to ingest some toxic waste myself, but I had to find it. Luckily I was able to find some of that sour candy.

So here it is in all of its glory. Shielded for your protection.

Air Heads Vodka

Airheads... No I'm not talking about the movie staring Brendan Fraser. I'm talking about the taffy like candy that you could buy back in the day that was only... Okay.

Remember this? Yeah... It's... Okay.

Turkish Delight Vodka

According to Wikipedia Turkish Delight or Lokum is a family of confections based on a gel of starch and sugar. According to Chronicles of Narnia, this will make you turn to the dark side. It's time to turn to the dark side.

Here they are in all their evil. I mean glory. They don't look to evil to me. Famous last words?

Jolly Rancher Vodka

I spent a few years growing up on a ranch as a child. We would punch cows, ride horses, and throw bales of hay. The entire time there though... No one was jolly. So when I was offered Jolly Ranchers as a kid, I knew they had to be a lie. Now we get to try and make the candies jolly.

First we open up the pack and take a look at the distribution. Clearly the blue raspberry is the least favourite, if Jolly Rancher has something to say about it. One mark against it already.