Shocking Popping Candy Vodka

Pop Rocks. Sort of a bane of my vodka flavouring experience. Mind you this is just popping candy, but I put it in the same boat. They're more of a novelty than an actual candy because they disappear so fast. There isn't too much flavouring, so you don't get to flavour a drink efficiently. Secondly the novelty of the popping candy would be lost after infusing a drink, so there isn't much of a reason to do it.
Hoping that my problem was strictly that I didn't have enough pop rocks, I decided to double down. Then I doubled it again to be sure I was right.

Cola Sour Soda Pop Vodka

You may have noticed that the other posts this week, but I have been doing quite a bit of sour candy vodka drinks. Well when life gives you lemon-aid, you ask for orange juice and make screwdrivers. They were out of orange juice, so I made these.

Sour Soda Pops are sold in pairs of four.

Ring Pop Vodka

Remember in elementary school, all the girls would be sucking on these. Sure they looked like pacifiers, but if you didn't have one, you'd be the big baby.

Well I was able to track one day for one of our wicked experiments.

Caramel Apple Pop Vodka

Remember when you went to the fair last summer, and it was hot out, the kids were annoying, and that creepy clown kept staring at you with his one good eye? Me too! At that point in time, I wish I had something to ease my emotions, but nothing was around to do so. Luckily I have discovered a fair ground treat, which allows you to experience the fair, without going there!

Step one, grab this kind of lollipop. It's dual flavoured, and just the thing to start the day.

Jolly Rancher Vodka

I spent a few years growing up on a ranch as a child. We would punch cows, ride horses, and throw bales of hay. The entire time there though... No one was jolly. So when I was offered Jolly Ranchers as a kid, I knew they had to be a lie. Now we get to try and make the candies jolly.

First we open up the pack and take a look at the distribution. Clearly the blue raspberry is the least favourite, if Jolly Rancher has something to say about it. One mark against it already.